Bored by Gore, or gored by Gore?

Had an awful dream. Must of come about after watching Carvell and Begala with Big Tim pushing their latest loser-book. --And those nachos with fermented horse cheese. Carvell, and I know him through Mary, gave his half-assed prognostications: Twenty per cent chance I would run for “Grey Boy’s” job in ’08 and totally convinced Gore would run for the weak-Willy side.

In this terrible dream, the anti-Andulusan forces remake Al Gore, America’s number one nerd into Moses. He runs for Congress in ’06; six months into an economic depression. Not only gets a seat in the House but is made Speaker by the loser-landslide that defies our ten years of gerrymandering!

“Grey-Boy,” Me and half the Supreme Court gets impeached. The Republican minority in the Senate decides to lay-low and protect their own seats so they vote with the majority.... and, here’s the really scary part: I go to Jail!

Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter try to foment a mob uprising but are hanged for sedition.

I’ve thought about it good and hard. For one thing it was only a dream. Second-of-all I’ve been trained in Andulusan self-defense. If provoked, I can turn from my attacker and expel feces with brutal force. So watch out!