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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Can you hear me?

The folks down here are getting suspicious. We need new instructions. "Grey-Boy" has been off his game. We need some techs for a major fix. We had to give interviews and you could almost hear the X-Tube sparking from his head-device. Don't know how long we can keep this going without a total replacement. As ZXYUP may have mentioned my priority request for "Grey-Boy2" or even "Grey-BoyB" has been in channel for at least two local years.

Condi's doing great. We could use a dozen more. They think those Anduluson freckles means she's a minority. Yeah, I'll say. Did Karl tell you about Rummy? His entire bowel dropped out on the way to a hearing. He didn't know about it either. His nerve sensation had been switched to off. A couple of deputies had to pull him into a men's room in the Senate and relocate forty pounds of innards from his pants. Luckily they fit it into several briefcases. Part of his brain module was attached, but he didn't need it. At least half the Senate are our clones, the rest are so dumb and gutless they could question a mannequin to their satisfaction. Anyway, Rummy's out. They stopped making his model early last century and we'll just do a replacement. Though, this will cause exception errors with "Grey-Boy." He doesn't recompute new names or faces. "Grey-Boy's" face doesn't work either. But he's done an outstanding job seeing how he was put into place with the vocabulary and syntax structure of a dolphin.

I have to sign off for now. One of my guys is facing a trial. Now there's a joke for you. Hail Andulusa!

Later,
"C"

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